Polar explorers burn 8,000 calories a day and therefore often supplement their diets with multiple large slabs of frozen butter.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 31, 2022
After nearly 25 years we finally know what impresses Shania Twain! https://t.co/Iys7RX52O6
— Martin F. Robbins (@mjrobbins) July 31, 2022
Geri really slammed the left and shook her self to the right huh https://t.co/Opq5ApoaGE
— potential mother (@jxcxjxf) July 31, 2022
This abomination makes me want independence
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) August 1, 2022
…and I’m not even Scottish pic.twitter.com/d08RxRINHS
Liz Truss: Nicola Sturgeon is an attention seeker
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 2, 2022
Also Liz Truss: pic.twitter.com/7cjTsDXyuS
Quote so good it belongs in the Bible. pic.twitter.com/RiXFyxpcDb
— Andrew Rillera (@AndrewRillera) August 1, 2022
Why can’t you get a variety pack of stock cubes. I never need 12 of any flavour. Have I got to think of everything myself
— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) August 1, 2022
Thank you to the many, many people who have pointed out it also works for dog (or ‘dogs’!)
— Lucy Alice (@lucitelu) August 8, 2022
Some days you need a lift.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) August 9, 2022
Some days you need THIS lift. pic.twitter.com/RZx3d7L5bo
the new enemy is… renewable energy https://t.co/C6LTnvGJHs
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) August 9, 2022
“Now Billy, can you tell me the arithmetic of sides this geometry has?” pic.twitter.com/OcRpEyT04T
— WaterInMyOtter (@WaterInMyOtter) August 5, 2022
Truss:
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) August 6, 2022
Says on TV – I’ll raise £8.3bn by cutting regional public sector pay
Then says: I never said that
Sunak on video – I’ll take money from deprived urban areas to help wealthy towns
Then says: I never said that
This is what we get
After Johnson
Get these Tories TF OUT.
Ahahhhaha dying pic.twitter.com/dinKzk7PVd
— Matt Bevan (@MatthewBevan) August 5, 2022
Oh. My. God. #battleforno10 pic.twitter.com/MjABbpcyWW
— Will Lloyd (@willglloyd) August 4, 2022
Cannot get over Steve Carell trying to pronounce “CBeebies.” pic.twitter.com/MiDNJfubOr
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 5, 2022
Just your standard Sarina Wiegman press conference 🤣pic.twitter.com/VBvT6Nj4lS
— Sky Sports (@SkySports) July 31, 2022
Here it is! #itscominghome pic.twitter.com/V5R7N9hPqC
— Adele Robinson (@SkyNewsAdele) July 30, 2022
Quick thread on how misleading this is.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 1, 2022
He says '"news channel'" because he compares it to the BBC News Channel, simulcasting BBC Breakfast. 95% of that Breakfast's audience is on BBC One, which had 20 times more viewers than GB News had that morning. https://t.co/cwFaGZ439a
If I'm ever ill on a Saturday or Sunday I'll take a sick day on the Monday in lieu. I'm not working 5 days a week to be ill on the weekend
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) August 11, 2022
Okay now this is a headline for the ages.
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) August 11, 2022
More of this please. pic.twitter.com/FXvyaZyvUQ
We're sweating in a heat wave while worrying about how we're going to keep warm this winter and I feel like we're in an Alanis Morissette song.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 11, 2022
sorry @bbcpress and @bbcstrictly our hand slipped 😌 pic.twitter.com/VqZt0IRX4f
— BBC Three (@bbcthree) August 12, 2022
Whenever my laptop battery says "48% remaining" I have a wry little smile to myself.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) August 12, 2022
It cost £2.2bn just to bail out Bulb Energy. Britain could nationalise the top five energy companies for only £2.8bn.
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) August 11, 2022
Met Office issues severe fire warning across the UK, as Liz Truss or Rishi Sunak’s pants could go up at any moment.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 10, 2022
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